Insight
September 6, 2025

More Visibility for a €14.50 Pizza Than a €14M Deal

Your pizza order gets more respect than your business collaborations.

Your pizza order gets more respect than your business collaborations.

Think about it. A €14.50 pepperoni gets real-time tracking. You know when it’s in the oven, who’s delivering it, the exact route, and the ETA down to the minute. Zero ambiguity.

Now look at your collaborations. Audit. M&A. Accountancy. Broker-supplier negotiations. Legal. The stuff that actually matters. What do you get?

  • A graveyard of overlapping email chains
  • Spreadsheets multiplying like weeds, each one slightly out of sync
  • Due dates buried in someone’s inbox
  • Teams wasting hours piecing together status updates like archaeologists reconstructing a broken vase

This is not “inefficient.” It’s insane.

Because these aren’t casual conversations. They’re structured, critical processes with real consequences. But we treat them like a casual chat thread. Accountability evaporates. Visibility collapses. Risk multiplies in the dark. And we just… accept it.

Why? Habit. Legacy. A blind spot we’ve all chosen to ignore.

At Alkmist, we reject this. Collaboration isn’t noise. It’s a flow of work, accountability, and outcomes. And it deserves a platform built for it. One place where everyone can see:

  • Who owns what
  • What stage we’re in
  • What’s complete, what’s next
  • Where the bottlenecks are
  • When the deadlines hit

Stop running your most important collaborations on tools designed for the 90s. Stop giving your pizza more oversight than your business.

Not more tools. Not more noise. A single source of truth for multi-party collaboration.

It’s time to kill the chaos.

It’s time to fix collaboration.

Multi party collaboration, simplified.
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